Who else watches The Bachelor? I’m not ashamed to admit (okay, I’m totally ashamed to admit that I do). It’s a guilty pleasure. Unlike bread which is a pleasure without guilt. Which brings me to the short-lived contestant Breanne.
When I saw this girl walking up to Ben with a basket of bread I thought “ooh, maybe this one’s a baker”. Sadly, no. She proceeded to tell him that gluten is Satan and she brought the bread for the express purpose of them smashing it on some rocks together!! My horrified boyfriend couldn’t have put it better. He groaned, “THAT WAS PERFECTLY GOOD BAGUETTE”.
Does this mean that gluten-free has finally jumped the shark? It’s got to, doesn’t it? For someone to use the destruction of bread as an intro on The Bachelor it’s got to be near an end. Kudos to Ben for not keeping her around. Honestly, if I was him I would have just sent her packing then and there. I would not tolerate the gratuitous abuse of gluten by a would-be suitor.
I would also like to take this moment to remind you that a “nutritional therapist” is not a registered dietitian. Pretty much any hack with a hate for gluten and a love for kale (sorry kale, you know I love you too) can call themselves a nutritional therapist. Unlike RDs, they are not accountable to any governing body. That means that there is no recourse for members of the public who are fed incorrect information by these “therapists”. They do not have to complete a university degree, nor an accredited internship programme, nor a national exam, nor provide evidence of on-going learning.
Naturally, I had to take a little peek at Breanne’s website. Her “about” page is pretty revealing. She suffered from unnamed digestive issues and vitiligo and somehow cured herself through diet. While her website fails to make it clear, vitiligo is not related to digestive problems. It’s a loss of pigment in the skin. While in some rare occasions the pigment may return, it’s highly uncommon and almost certainly unrelated to diet.
Digestive “issues” on the other hand, can quite often be managed by diet, although not usually cured completely. Not knowing what these mysterious digestive issues were I can’t provide much further comment on her self-treatment. All I can say is that different things work for different people and experiencing an ailment doesn’t make a person competent to treat others with similar ailments.
Most telling, is what’s absent from Breanne’s website and that’s mention of her credentials. There’s nothing about where she received her education. If you’re looking for a credible nutrition professional, that’s something that you need to ask for. Make sure that you’re getting advice from someone who’s qualified to provide it. Dietitians aren’t registered for our benefit, we’re registered for the benefit of the public. Our regulatory bodies exist to protect the public and work to ensure that we’re competent to provide the best evidence-based advice possible.